He Said, She Said

He quipped, "I don't understand why you bother with a bra; you've got nothing to fill it."
She retorted, "And you wear briefs, right?"
He inquired, "Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?"
She responded sweetly, "Darling, my love for you isn't tied to anyone's wealth."
He confessed, "Ever since I laid eyes on you, I've been eager to make love to you in the worst way."
With a playful grin, she replied, "Well, you've certainly achieved that goal."
He teased, "With your flat chest and unshaven legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
She shot back, "Not really, but have you?"
He pondered, "Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks rather than your intelligence?"
She quipped, "Because the chances of a man being a moron are greater than the chances of him being blind."
He proposed, "Let's head out and have a fun night together."
She agreed, "Sure thing, but if you beat me home, make sure to leave the hallway light on."

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